doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

posted 1 hour ago via bookphile · © navk with 70,484 notes
"

People
are not
rain
or
snow
or autumn
leaves;

they
do not
look
beautiful
when
they
fall

"
Nav K  (via splitterherzen)

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

candiestewart:

when someone shows you the receipts of your fav being problematic

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mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

demoriel:

there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life

"You can find more honesty in the smallest of my gestures rather in my words; my words are too impatient, too loose, too doomed in some way."

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

thewicked-eternity